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Your Very Own Tech, Design & Web Team On Tap. Watch The Video

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Imagine having your own tech, design & web team, on tap.

Do you constantly feel "stuck" because you desperately need help from a great tech, design and web team, but you don't have the resources to hire one?

Or perhaps you just want to be free to focus on what you do best, and leave all "the rest" to a completely "pro" tech, design & web team who's always there, ready to help?

If so, then relax, because Heroic Jalapeño is here to help!

Heroic Jalapeño is your one-stop tech, design & web team that you can hire for unlimited tasks. (Seriously!)

And you won't pay through the nose either -- it's available for an incredibly low monthly subscription. You just pay for what you use, and discontinue whenever you like.

There's no limit to the amount of tasks you can submit.

At any time of the day or night, just log into your private project dashboard, choose from the huge list of available projects, give us the details we need, and then sit back as our team gets right to work.

Projects can move as fast as you like, too.

We aim to turn around work within 1 business day, and your team will work for as long you need to on each asset at no extra charge. You have unlimited revisions with no time constraints.

However you like to work, it's fine by us.

Your Tech & Web Needs, Covered.

If technology sometimes feels overwhelming, then we got your back -- Heroic Jalapeño is the "geek squad" you always wished you had.

We're standing by to action even the smallest request, all the way up to large projects that you've always wanted to start, but didn't know where to start.

We communicate in a clear, easy-to-understand way so that you'll always know where your project is at, what's going on at any point in time, and what's next.

What projects can we take off your plate?

We can help re-brand your business from the ground up.

The biggest thing holding most businesses back from the growth they desire is out-of-date branding that doesn't feel like you, or truly reflect who you are & what you do.

As part of your subscription, you'll have unlimited access to our team of in-house branding experts, hand-sourced and trained by Marisa, the world-class brander behind Live Your Message.

You'll receive original concepts and exciting, fresh ideas to help your business get to the next level of its growth.

Is Heroic Jalapeño a Right Fit for You?

If you're wondering about whether Heroic Jalapeño would be a good choice for your tech, design & web needs, here's how to know...

If you're able to clearly and succinctly explain via text all of the details of what you need done and what your goals are, then we're a good fit.

But if you require a more "consultative" approach or expert guidance on what to create for your business – then the Live Your Message Agency may be a better fit for you at this time.

NOTE: We don't offer the following kinds of tasks: Video or motion graphics, extremely complex or fine art illustrations, fillable or interactive PDF documents, photoshop art or complex photo manipulation, 3D/CAD, HTML/CSS/Site design outside of Heroic, or any programming/coding/development outside of Heroic.

Let's Get This Party Started...

FULL PAY OPTION

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$997

The best option if you're the kind of person that likes to save money.

You receive some amazing benefits
Another amazing benefit here as well
And yet another amazing one

Add to Cart

Your purchase is fully protected by our guarantee.

Our service guarantee, spelled out:

Guaranteed response time: we will reply to any communication you send us within 2 business hours.

Designers work normal business hours, wherever they are in the world, but our project managers work from 6am-6pm PT to help the team make the most progress possible during their day

Also, it's important to understand that speed of projects depends as much on YOU as it does on us.

Your timely feedback to our requests for feedback or extra clarity are critical to keeping things moving -- and by joining you're committing to providing that for us!